After reading the recent article that the chinese have named the new species of the extinct animal found on their land, the minster of state (independent charge) for science and technology, Mr. Kapil Sibal commented as follows: "only if it was in India, i would have named it soniasaurus". no wonder its predecessors would be named indirasaurus and rajivsaurus and its succesors as priyankasaurus and rahulsaurus. this statement was immediately followed by " science and technology is a very important portfolio. it should have a cabinet minister to take charge and not minister of state". wishing Mr. Sibal good luck, the report moved on to print the news.
the release of this news gave jobless newspaper editors some subject to create masala news upon and reporters were rushed to the parliament and residences of famous leaders. Mr. Chandra Babu Naidu reacted that the current congress govt of AP is corrupt and will not last more than a day. then he would become the CM and name the dino as cyberasaurus.
Minister of Commerce who didnt hear the questioncorrectly and was in a hurry gave his prompt one sentence reply "the SEZ shall be granted".
Mr. Kumaraswamy the new Karnataka CM reacted that he is busy adjusting to his new post and continued "we are busy in the process of renaming bangalore to benguluru. to name this animal all i have to do is to find out what it is called in kannada and name it." Reporters are on the way to deputy CMs residence to record his criticism.
The leaders of the tamil land were busy campaigning and couldnt be contacted. but the offices of the two rivals came up with the names of kalaingarsaurus and ammasaurus respectively.
when the same question was put to the rail minister, he asked why should there be a new name when it already has the name dinosaurus. Some reporters claim to have overheard Ms.Rabri behind him asking their daughter Khursi "ye dennocharus ka howat hai" to which the kid replied "woh bara chipkali howat hai" (it is a big lizard).
the left front announced the names of leninsaurus, stalinsaurus and marxsaurus. within half an hour they reverted back saying these names were already used to name the species discovered in russia and china and hence they withdraw their previous statements.
the international correspondent from nepal reported that the new interim PM Mr. Koirala announced that he would rather name a dinosaurus discovered in Nepal after maoists, but never after the king.
Over the phone, when General Musharraf was asked "If a dinosaurus discovered in Kashmir is named Indiasaurus, how would you react." A prompt reply came "Kashmir is an integral part of Pakistan. we would not recognise any name given by India. We would give it our own name, whether India recognises it or not. Actually we are thinking about renaming Kashmir and all its cities.
In the BJP camp, Mr. L. K. Advani claims that history holds proof that these animals were devotees of lore Rama and have helped him build a bridge from India to Lanka and fight Ravana. When he was informed that the discussion was about dinosaurus he said he has no comments.
But Arjun Singh did not make any hearing mistake. He clearly emphasized that Dinos also observed reservations in forests and trees for most backward class dinos.
Ms. Menaka Gandhi couldnt be reached for a long time. Finally when she was traced, she empathised " the politicians and media are making fun of the names of these poor creatures. It is a huge torture to these poor little creatures, when they know about it." when a reporter informed her that these animals were sadly extinct, Ms. Menaka claimed that it is a failure of the congress government for not being able to protect these animals. It took a long time to explain her that these animals were extinct long back.
